I am a lazy bastard! For free!

It's occured to me that I am a lazy bastard. I kinda knew it all along but I've reconciled myself to the fact that it's not glandular or somehow related to a disturbing incident in my distant past. I have such good intentions then........sit down, watch a bit of telly, do myself a ready meal, drink a couple of cans then go to bed.

I started this blog with the intention of being really amusing and witty but there are two basic reasons why this will never be:

1. My 'humour' (if you can call it that) never quite looks or sounds right in print
2. I'm a lazy bastard and in being so I will never or rarely update it.

I'm genuinely going to try and put something down, if not daily then at least weekly. So, hold onto your hats, the LasVegasmeister (nightmare!!) is on the loose!