R.I.P Steve Irmine

As you are all probably aware, the great Australian TV personality and naturist, Steve Allen, has died. It happened during the shooting of Eddies Irvine's latest TV venture "The Worlds Heaviset Animals". Stephen was drinking in the "Big Blue Bar and Grill" when, for reasons unknown, he was attacked by a manatee. A scuffle broke out and joined in the melee. After grappling with each other for what seemed like minutes, the manatee turned and fled. It was only then that witnesses realised that Steve had taken a fatal crack to the knackers. He was pronounced dead at the scene.

What better tribute to one of the greatest men whoever lived than an article posted on Shoutwire. Here, fans from around the world have been able to express there, all too clearly, misplaced grief and sorrow for everyone to see.

There are some really touching posts in tribute to Steve 'Croc Hunter' Irskine but I have picked some of the more moving ones to share with you.

Ratacon says:
I have seen alot of famouse people announced on TV that they have passed away. And I never been more pissed off then when I heard about Steve's death. Im going fishing with friends to catch a stingray and im going to cut of his tail and shove the barb into the stingrays center area to see how he likes it. Then release him back in the ocean as a warning to all other stingrays in the ocean. DONT MESS WITH US LAND WALKERS!

VFR03 says:
Flirt with danger and over time your either a hero or ...
In summary he was Entertaining, reckless, true blue, loving parent but shamefully irresponsible to his family.

Releguaie says:
I can only hope that I can die doing what I love, and feel passionate about it like he did. He was a bit goofy at times, and serious, and conveyed his knowledge and almost blind fear towards animals. It was like nothing could hold him down or stop him from doing what he wanted. My sympathies are with his Wife and Two Small Children. Steve Irwin, you are a shining star, even though you are not physically here with us anymore. His death was a shock, but I guess it was his time to go.

(One of my favourites) 24Spike says:
too bad... he still had some things to say...

The next comment, I think, conveys what we are all thinking at this most upsetting time, Orochiko says:
accedents happen and i think steve lived his life to the fullest. all you fuckers out there that say shit like "well if he hadn't taken the risk then he wouldn't have died" well fuck you... if you think about it if he didn't take any risks do you think he would have had the same life? hell no! he did because its somthing he liked to do and its better than doing nothing. oh i think i'll stay home all day there might be a risk of me dieing today! fuck you people steve irwin is a guy who really know the secret to life and that was to have fun no matter what the risk. he did it all for a good cause and thats what counts. *flips off stupid people* you might as well stop sleeping since there a risk of dieing! I would think that going out and doing somthing fun would be 10 fold times better than watching it on tv you fuckers.

I don't think you can ever think of Steve Irwin without thinking about Chuck Norris licking his balls and Pants00 catches the mood perfectly:
its official
steve irwin > chuck norris
steve irwin died like the badass he is, the most painful way possible by pulling out that barb
he is my hero and chuck norris would be lucky enough to lick irwins balls
RIP Mate

And finally, hypercrazyanthony34 captures exactly how I think the whole world is feeling at the moment:
HEY YOU DUMBFUCKWADs GET A LIFE BITCH!!! I MEAN HELLO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU GET OUT OF ALL OF THE BULLSHIT THAT YOUR SPEWING OUT HERE ON SHOUTWIRE..YOU ARE A DEE DEE DEE!!!
SO YOU DIDENT LIKE STEVE IRWIN, SO WHAT YOU HAVE MORE THAN MADE YOUR POINT NOW MOVE THE FUCK ON. THE MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE THAT ARE SHOUTING THS DO ACTUALLY LOVE AND MISS STEVE IRWIN. AD I AM ONE OF THEM. SO PLEASE UNLESS YOU REALLY WANT ME TO TRACK YOU DOWN AND COMPLETEY FUCK YOU UP. YOU SEE I AM MENTAL AND I HAVE NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO. WHATS YOUR EXSCUSE.
HYPER!!


R.I.P Steve 'Cripes' Earwig

** Movie Script **

I have written what appears to be a script. Ben will probably be able to tell (and as he is the only bugger who reads this the only one) but see if you can tell how I done it.

A film script by Dave Joy
American Bubba From The Babysitter Jerk Sixth Ashes DEAD Days Later

Scene 1:
Sarah and Alan are in the kitchen with the coathanger and Inspector Gadget

Sarah:I had life inside me. I had life. I have a child. I have a son. I have a son, and his name is Sam, you son of a bitch.
Alan: What the cops never figured out, and what I know now, was that these men would never break, never lie down, never bend over for anybody. Anybody.
Sarah: Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself "slightly" killed.
Alan: Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones.
Sarah: I am going to show my boobies. Are you here to see my boobies?
Inspector Gadget: GO, GO GADGET TIT SQUEEZING HANDS

Next week, scene 2. Sarah and Alan beating Inspector Gadget to a bloody pulp to the tune of "In The Name of Love" by Steve Allen

What do you even know about owt? YOU MAKE ME SICK.

I overheard the most fantastic argument the other day which I feel warrants my first post in over many times.

My neighbour was 'avin it out with her son the other afternoon and as I am a nosy bastard I couldn't help but listen to it (via the gift of glass against the wall). And it went a little something like this (hit it!).

Mum: "mumble mumble mumble you going to do then"
Son: "Well am not gunna do that any way. GET LOST! I'M NOT DOIN' IT"
Mum:"Well what are you going to do? They've rung up a couple of times now but you're never in!"
Son: "AVE TELD YA! AM NOT DOING IT AN YA CART MEK ME!"
Mum:"So what ARE you going to do? Eh? Lie in bed all day? Wasting your life?"

and THIS is the best retort EVER!

Son: "HOW IS THAT WASTING MY LIFE!?!?"

I laughed until my eyes bled.