** Movie Script **

I have written what appears to be a script. Ben will probably be able to tell (and as he is the only bugger who reads this the only one) but see if you can tell how I done it.

A film script by Dave Joy
American Bubba From The Babysitter Jerk Sixth Ashes DEAD Days Later

Scene 1:
Sarah and Alan are in the kitchen with the coathanger and Inspector Gadget

Sarah:I had life inside me. I had life. I have a child. I have a son. I have a son, and his name is Sam, you son of a bitch.
Alan: What the cops never figured out, and what I know now, was that these men would never break, never lie down, never bend over for anybody. Anybody.
Sarah: Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself "slightly" killed.
Alan: Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones.
Sarah: I am going to show my boobies. Are you here to see my boobies?
Inspector Gadget: GO, GO GADGET TIT SQUEEZING HANDS

Next week, scene 2. Sarah and Alan beating Inspector Gadget to a bloody pulp to the tune of "In The Name of Love" by Steve Allen