What do you even know about owt? YOU MAKE ME SICK.

I overheard the most fantastic argument the other day which I feel warrants my first post in over many times.

My neighbour was 'avin it out with her son the other afternoon and as I am a nosy bastard I couldn't help but listen to it (via the gift of glass against the wall). And it went a little something like this (hit it!).

Mum: "mumble mumble mumble you going to do then"
Son: "Well am not gunna do that any way. GET LOST! I'M NOT DOIN' IT"
Mum:"Well what are you going to do? They've rung up a couple of times now but you're never in!"
Son: "AVE TELD YA! AM NOT DOING IT AN YA CART MEK ME!"
Mum:"So what ARE you going to do? Eh? Lie in bed all day? Wasting your life?"

and THIS is the best retort EVER!

Son: "HOW IS THAT WASTING MY LIFE!?!?"

I laughed until my eyes bled.