Meme me me me!

I am a lazy swine and do not 'blog' 'as' 'often' as I 'Claudius'.

I am being pestered to update by both of the personalities that read this so due to my lazyness I nicked the following:

Two names you go by: Andy 'The Lampton Worm' Treborsch and The Oakworth Treehouse Strangler

Two parts of your heritage: Cock AND balls

Two things that scare you: Accidentally creating a master race of huge robots who will take over the world and ultimately destroy humanity, moths.


Two things you are wearing right now: A bit thin and my wife down.

Two of your favourite current bands/artists: This one puzzled me a bit. Does it mean bands/artists who are currently on the 'scene' or who I currently like? If the former Klaxons and Jamie T. If the latter Rubin Steiner and Skeewiff. Oh yeah, summat funny about genitals (not mine).

Two things you want in a relationship (other than love): Daddy AND chips. (NB. NOT cock and balls, married, zero gay)


Two truths: All men are created equal and that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

Two favourite hobbies: Pyromania and Fireman Sam

Two things you have to do this week: Breath and attend a meeting on Wednesday to 'thrash out' (at that point the phone went dead, that or he had finished telling me).

Two stores you shop at: Poundland and The Original £2 Store (I can't wait for 'Over 2 But Under 5' to open in Super Town (Keighley)).


Two shows you like to watch: Mousetrap and The Death of a Salesman

Two things you'd buy if money were no object: If money were no object what would you hand over to pay for the things you wanted? If it were an object I'd get Upstairs Cuddling and Downstairs Toilet.

Two wishes for 2007: I wish it would just friggin' end and I wish it isn't as fucking tiresome as the previous 35.

As ever, I'd just like to end with a lovely picture ofthe late, great Steve Irwin.

God Rest His Ole